If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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