farters have to be the big spoon...
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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