She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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