names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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