In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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