Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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