please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
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I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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