just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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