Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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