I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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