I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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