Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
It's never too late to be topless.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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