we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
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You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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