She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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