I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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