He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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