So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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