Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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