Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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