it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
