They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
