with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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