Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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