Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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