so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
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