i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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