We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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