I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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