Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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