We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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