I want to stick my p in your. b.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
splinters make it hard to masturbate
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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