i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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