I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
no more duck duck goose at the bar
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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