do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
wow bdsm is so cute
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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