Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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