Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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