considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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