You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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