So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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