The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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