Don't you send me to vm
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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