I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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