what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
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Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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