Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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