She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
My vagina just recognized that song.
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He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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