What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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