I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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