I'm really into asian looking animals
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
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I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm too high and old for this...
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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