did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
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I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
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