there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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