I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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