Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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