Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
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I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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